Tag Archives: Lady Gaga

Die Antwoord Shoot Back at Youtube Commenters [Video]

By now all of mankind has seen Die Antwoord‘s new music video for Fatty Boom Boom at least twice (right?) and probably even covered checking out some of the back-and-forth between them and Lady Gaga on Twitter. The video showcases some of the usual warped genius from Ninja and Yo-Landi but there’s also this weird undercurrent of animosity that I don’t quite get. Not that they haven’t taken the piss before, just not on this scale. As part of their usual online hype-building, the zef rap crew’s decided to respond to Youtube comments under the original video with a little video of their own. Check out their responses below and contemplate with me whether or not Yo-Landi and Ninja can actually see through those contact lenses when they’re talking at us.

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The Rockstars Showed Us How

It started about a month ago. People would turn and ask me – and these are people I’d just met and people I’ve known for ages – they’d ask if “Nas Who” was my real name. It’s a ridiculous question to get asked when you know the answer, but people by and large err on the side of their fears, and hey, who knows what sorts of crazy new age names folks are calling their kids (my own brother and sister have named their kids things I’d never heard before they were said in the context of hospital waiting rooms). The candy-flipping hippie kid standing in the dark and the dust smiled when he said my full name because, he explained, his kin liked calling people by their true names. A healer I saw a few weeks later also asked, innocently enough, and then a psychic did again just two weeks ago.

Basically, “What’s that short for?” is the new Ryan Gosling, and since I’m a guy whose obsessed with patterns and cycles in our socio-developmental sphere, I tend to notice maybe more than anyone else would. There’s something to a name though. Something magic.

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Get Out The Garage and Into My CD Collection

 

by Jean-Michel Wickli

What makes a band great? Live performance? Great recording? Look? Catchy hooks? Every kid that picks up an instrument immediately has dreams of being a rock ‘n roll star like Roger Daltry, Jimi Hendrix, etc. But what is it that differentiates these musicians from the kid banging away at his drums in his parents’ garage, pissing off the neighbours and not managing to keep a beat?

Being in a band is hard. I’ve tried, and have thus far not found anyone who I’ve been comfortable making music with.

So you try again and again and again until you find someone or a group that works and a brotherhood is formed. You’ve written some catchy songs and have practiced a bit so you want to play them live to a bunch of people and become the golden god of rock ‘n roll that you’ve been dreaming of since you first picked up your instrument. Yay for you, but you will suck.

My opinion is that, if you start a band and play live shows to people who have paid to come and see you, you should be good enough to justify their paying the entrance fee.

So that being said here are my 10 steps to being in a successful band in South Africa. Not a great band, because that comes with time and patience and a shitload of hard work, but rather a successful band that can play live shows and be proud of what they put up.

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Christian Facebook Group to Tackle New Threat to God’s Kingdom

No really. Some South African Christians (although I’m sure there are Muslims and the like who agree too) are banding together to tackle one of the world’s most serious problems. They’re going to be meeting, discussing, praying and fasting to try and deal with this threat to God’s Kingdom. No, I’m not talking about famine, war or pestilence. I’m talking about the fourth horseman of the apocalypse: Lady Gaga.

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Lady Gaga born this way, unable to change for haters

There was a time not so long ago when I was a straight-up hater. Then Jordan changed my mind. There’s no reason to hate (unless you’re Nick, then hate away). Everyone can have theirs, you know? Case in point:

Lady Gaga – (barely) arguably the world’s biggest pop star – is coming to South Africa in November. This as part of The Born This Way Ball Tour and courtesy of Big Concerts. Of course, the announcement was barely out of 5fm DJ Gareth Cliff’s mouth and my ex-fellow-haters were revving their engines online faster’n you can say “Bullet For My Valentine”.

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