Wow, I haven’t posted anything in two weeks. I’m ashamed. Please forgive me. And so much has happened in that time too. Jacob Zuma’s building a bunker that’s got the usual rabble trolling News24 and Lance Armstrong has officially been stripped of his Tour De France wins. Here’s my take on the last 2 weeks.
So maybe you think you know Nick. I mean, you follow this feature so you probably get a pretty good slice of his mind on your plate every week. Still, we felt like maybe we could flesh him out beyond the caricature you see above, so prepare for a straight-up Q&A with Nick.
Hi. Last week I wrote about the Woolies thang. It went really well and got a gazillion views. Thanks for all the kind words in response to the article. If you’re expecting something as socially relevant and perceptive as last week, please turn back now because you’re heading down a sad and angry road.
Hello Friday. Be prepared for the least amount of ranting you’ve ever seen from me. But don’t be fooled, I’m still a poes.
Hey! I’m back.
We’ve decided to change things up here a bit. The rants were a whole lot of fun for me, but we’ve decided to lay them to rest before they become unbearably stale. Nas has told me I’m not a completely incompetent writer, so with that gold star stuck so proudly to my forehead, I will continue to do a Christowitz Report every Friday.
As you may remember Nick mentioning a few weeks back, he’s a very busy boy at the moment. So busy, in fact, that he hasn’t had much time to stare around the room at inanimate objects and decide to hate them. That’s ok. Let’s give him a break. Very soon, he’ll be back with the all-new, perhaps slightly or maybe majorly different Christowitz Report!
It’s Friday, and my life is changing. I’ve decided to leave Says Who, the company I lovingly started with Jaz (he runs this blog) 3 years ago, in search of new things. I’m more determined to succeed now than ever before. In the torrent of changes and decisions I’ve managed to write some things for you.
Hello. It’s Friday and I’m hungover. I don’t normally drink during the week but last night I did and today I hate everything. This has made it rather difficult to write about stuff… but here’s my attempt.
