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The Strange, Wondrous Philip K Dick World of Oppikoppi 2012


The dude standing just in front of me at the Red Bull stage turns to his friend and, with a reasonable level of concern in his voice, musters a hushed, “Dude, where are we?” With a hand placed firmly on his buddy’s shoulder, doing that reassuring grip-and-release thing people do, the friend replies, “At Oppikoppi.” The first guy nods slowly, pupils so large they look fixed in his sockets, unable to catch up to the movement of his skull. And then he turns back to the stage, to Sideshow‘s really insane set, and carries on throwing himself forward to the music.

I could just go ahead and tell you about the bands at Oppikoppi. About how BLKJKS owned that big ol’ Wesley’s Dome main stage. Or how Eagles of Death Metal‘s lead singer Jesse Hughes sounded like a preacher for the church of sex, drugs & rock ‘n roll. Or about how  the media seemed alternately either confused or distracted because everything behind the scenes seemed to be a mess. Or how corporate branding seemed to strangle every stall, wall, banner and fence. Everyone will tell you about the glow sticks and the naked chests and the dust (oh god, the dust), but I also just want to tell you about the strange, wondrous Philip K Dick futureworld we all live in together, today.

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Life. Solved. #14: Disco Pussy & Oppi Lovin’

People got problems, yo. And at Another-Day, we’re all about solutions. This week our Doctors of Love deal out advice to a guy who had his first taste of tent sex at Oppikoppi.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can stomach brutal honesty, email your issue to [email protected] and get your life solved.

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How to Oppi: GO DO SOMETHING NEW!!!!

Another-Day loves music festivals. Yes, we did publish a post slating Bullet For My Valentine playing at Oppi, but remember (if you actually read past the headlines) we just really, really hate guys in homemade black vests. Anyway, we love festivals and we especially love Oppikoppi. Is it your first Oppi? Then maybe you need a little “How To”. Or maybe it’s your third Oppi and you just need a reminder. Fuckit, if it’s your tenth Oppi, maybe we can make you laugh.

Yesterday we spoke about food and camping. Today, we cover the lineup.

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Life. Solved. #12: You Ain’t Goin’ To Oppi, Son

People got problems, yo. And at Another-Day, we’re all about solutions. That’s why we searched the whole internet (that’s a lot of porn, folks) to track down two experts in the fields of life and love. Ladies & Gentlemen, prepare to meet the answer to your problems.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can stomach brutal honesty, email your issue to [email protected] and get your life solved.

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The Christowitz Report: That Primal Oppi Feeling

Hello. It’s Friday and I’m hungover. I don’t normally drink during the week but last night I did and today I hate everything. This has made it rather difficult to write about stuff… but here’s my attempt.

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My Big Fat Festival Rant

So after Oppi’s little international act announcement - which was kinda terrible – I felt it was about time to lay down what I think will set us here in South Africa on the right path to having a better music-orientated festival. Let’s not lie: most people go to Oppi to get shit-faced, while the music is a happy secondary concern. This is very much my own opinion and I totally understand the countless difficulties of organizing this. The sheer logistics behind an event like this are far beyond my scope. I mean, how do you support 10,000+ people’s bowel movements? That being said, the simplest thing is getting artists to perform, right? You call their booking agent, wager a deal and fly them down. Yeah? That’s really not all that difficult, right? So why, Oppi, do you keep getting it wrong? Does everyone relevant shoot them down? Or is it another problem that’s staring all of us right in the face?

I have some thoughts on how it all goes horribly wrong all the time for us and my own pipe-dream solution to the problem. Just my two cents, cos I’m pretty sure no one is going to give me 4-mill-plus to organize a festival!

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Oppikoppi Continues to be Least Relevant Festival in SA

After months of rumor-mongering by the uninformed, Oppikoppi kicked off the process of revealing which international artists they have confirmed for this year’s festivities. Being the culturally relevant mega-fest that they are, of course Oppi was able to track down the amazing talents of… Bullet For My Valentine.

Anyone else feel like they’ve just been sucked through a wormhole?

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