Lock your car doors and don’t walk the streets alone at night because you might bump into LADY and her gang of hooker sidekicks doing their rounds at an Oxford Road corner near you.
I don’t have much experience with prostitutes, but all I can say is that one moment they’ll be singing gospel songs outside your window, and the next they’re more than happy and willing to [*Nas: Oh my god, Kat. I can't even publish that!] for the price of an ice cream. This video is literally a soft porn set consisting of big, juicy, booty; butt cheeks being forced down your grill and at furniture you pray to never sit on. My best part is how LADY looks like she’s just given a DP blowjob to the Silver Surfer and Goldust at the same time. Look closely enough and you can figure out which one of them was on top.
This is what happens when you drink bubblegum tequila – you end up on all fours, thinking you’re thug and rapping to the world about how you “Ride dick like a pro, throw the pussy like I’m famous”. What does that even mean? LADY needs to put that disco fanny away and never make music again. Her parents must be so proud.