by Katlego Maponyane
“Thug” has many faces and comes in different forms. It may not necessarily always be Rap/Hip Hop and RnB. It will be old and also new. Hell, I may even throw some country into the pot, or whatever I deem to be “thug”. Depending on my mood, every week I’ll be bringing you my selection of the worst, best, funniest, weirdest videos whether you may have seen them or not.
It’s Eminem’s fault people like Three Loco exist. Ever since he went mainstream many, many moons ago, every white male thinks they have the ability to rap. Fact is, some of them really can and better than most. Enter Three Loco. The group consists of congenital growth hormone condition sufferer Andy Milonakis, who had his own show on MTV back in the day; rapping reality TV star Riff Raff; and actor Dirty Nasty (Tim Rex).
They may not sound like an all star line-up, but ‘Neato’ is the perfect comedic backpack rap “thug” song of the moment. The video is like watching the Beastie Boys on the set of a horrible C-grade movie. It’s creepy, filthy, stupid, yet oh-so-oddly sexy. It’s set in the ghetto (obviously) and has everything from white hoochie bitches, Cheetos, 40oz beers in brown paper bags, MILFs, $ 100 bill rings, crack cocaine prostitutes fresh from rhinoplasty and diamonds in cars.
You can say that it isn’t traditional “thug” hip hop, You can hate the rappers and their nursery school-like lyrics, but You can’t deny the sick Nik Nikateen-produced beat because it’s simply amazing.
Three Loco are definitely not going to be a group to be remembered in years to come, but they’re present value for entertainment is well worth it.
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If you didn’t catch some of the genius off-the-wall lyrics, check them out below or get them yourself on the net.
Step in the club and we lookin’ real Neato
I be gettin bitches with my blue tuxedo
We’re Neato
Like a giraffe in a Speedo
Whatsup Sonny? Que pasa mijo?
Chillin’ with Rihanna, out in Puerto Rico
She ate my coconut
Cause she thought it was a Seeko
Yeah, Neato
I beat up the block like Stephen Segal
Pour a fourth of peelo grino
driving backwards through Reno
Carne Asado Doritos
go head shoot the free throw
I pull up at the casino
Candy Cheetos steamboat
Desert Eagle, flash the Buick Regal
Pull up on you people, butter cream BeatleNeato, Neato, Ne Ne Neato
Neato, Neato, Ne Ne Neato
We’re Neato, We’re Neato
Look Mom, we’re Neato!
Look kids, were Neato!
(We’re really Neato!)Neato, Burrito, Hold the Chorizo
Snitches get snitches
Shout out to Leelo
Fuck Cocaine, My cock’s like a kilo
And you know I be stackin mo dough
than Filo
Your mom suck my dick
Tell her keep it on the D-Low
I keep it underground
You commercial like Vevo
Case closed, never seen before
Blow it up C4
Hide the Benz by the seashore
All about the pesos
Ten second C-note
Next year I’m in the movies
Quentin Tarantino
I’m in the Costa Rica
Peace to Totino
You got a low self esteem
You can rent my egoNeato, Neato, Ne Ne Neato
Neato, Neato, Ne Ne Neato
We’re Neato, We’re Neato
Look Mom, we’re Neato!
Look kids, were Neato!
(We’re really Neato!)Neato, Neato, Ne Ne Neato
Neato, Neato, Ne Ne Neato
We’re Neato, We’re Neato
Look Mom, we’re Neato!
(We’re really Neato!)Neato, butt naked in the El Camino
I’m white like Barry
Not brown like Nino
Dirt Nasty
Don’t ask me what’s Neato
While I’m shittin on the track
Like Waka Flocka Seagull (Evil)
Don’t look through the peep hole
Unless you wanna see your grandma
Sittin on my meat pole
Locked up in Chino
got shanked by a latino
for a bag of hot Frito’s
My dick mas biggito
Neato, still whip it like Devo
cause my dick short and stout
like Danny Devito
barely legal
hotter than a jalepeno
then she dropped to her knees
and did the Tim TebowNeato neato ne ne neato
Neato neato ne ne neato
We’re neato we’re neato
Look mom we’re neato
Look kids we’re neato
(we’re really neato)