From Man-Eating Squirrels To, No Joke, ‘Zombeavers’ [Video]

Zombeavers Trailer

I’ve been a fool. I honestly thought we’d peaked at Sharknado, and then we got SquirrelsIt seems I was wrong and we’re getting yet another new and absurd permutation of the “kids go to a cabin and get killed” B-grade horror. Although this one clearly with tongue wagging crazily from within the cheek. We’ve scaled shit up from zombies to Zombeavers.

Even the start of this trailer isn’t the peak of absurd horror comedy, because it has not one but TWO “women have beavers” jokes, an absurd prosthetic foot gag and then it just takes things to the next level with human-beaver zombie hybrids near the end. Whichever way you shake it, Zombeavers looks like it’s going to be a winner. Especially for rodent-haters like myself.

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  • Jason Lume

    I’m honestly just happy “Suck a bag of dicks” has made it into a full length feature.