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Tag Archives: The Christowitz Report
The Christowitz Report: I Love Something
So last week the boys behind Another-Day sent me a mail with the subject “We have our first real hater!!!”. I was so excited I almost puked. Finally, I thought, we’d made it big. My rant had been seen by someone outside of my friendship circle and had spawned a reaction!
The Christowitz Report: ‘Taken 2′ and Your Complete Mediocrity
by Nicholas Christowitz
Hello again. Don’t mind me, I’m just losing my fucking mind over here.
The Christowitz Report: My Tits & More Things that Grate them
No one can hate quite like Nick Christowitz does. That’s why we brought him on board to provide you with a weekly dose of cathartic venting. If you hate it, he’ll point it out. If you don’t, you’re about to.
The Christowitz Report: S’more Hatorade
No one can hate quite like Nick Christowitz does. That’s why we brought him on board to provide you with a weekly dose of cathartic venting. If you hate it, he’ll point it out. If you don’t, you’re about to.
The Christowitz Report: More Things That Grate My Tits
So Nick felt last week’s rant went so well he’d like to vent s’more. Take it away, Mr. Christowitz…
Hello everyone. I’m back. Last week’s column went well. I was only personally attacked by a few individuals. Guys, this shit isn’t serious. If you take my brain goo’s spillage seriously, it’s time for you to get a hobby.