‘First Moon Party’ Is Like A Bat Mitzvah To Celebrate Periods [Video]

I have never been so relieved to be a boy. First Moon Party is a video by HelloFlo to promote their period starter packs, and to be honest, I never knew such things existed (do they?). Whoever wrote the script is an absolute genius. Apart from making me cringe and hate marshmallows for life, the lines “bobbing for ovaries” and “cherry slush club” are total gems that can’t be missed.

First Moon Party is definitely getting a ton of attention across the internet, and hey, there’s nothing wrong with what’s being advertised. It’s gross, sure, but you’d be lying if you told me that you didn’t burst out laughing as soon you saw that uterus piñata. See that guy who gave coffee filters instead of tampons? Yeah, that’s pretty much me and my knowledge about periods. Guess I need to get myself invited to a First Moon Party asap.